snicker snicker "Buttocks"

I happen over to a blog that my SIL recommends sometimes. The gal (blogger) is a Witty character with a brassy handle on language, so I advance with caution. But today, she had a cherry of a story that I have to share.

quoted her, quoting the quote:

A city ordinance in Florida that says you can’t expose your buttocks also very helpfully explains precisely what they mean by buttocks:

“For purposes of this section, the term ‘buttocks’ shall mean the area at the rear of the body which lies between two imaginary lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing, the first or top such line drawn at the top of the nates (i.e. the prominence of the muscles running from the back of the hip to the back of the leg) and the second or bottom line drawn at the lowest visible of this cleavage or the lowest point of the curvature of the fleshy protuberance, whichever is lower, and between two imaginary lines on each side of the body, which lines are perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above, and …”

No way am I the only one who snickers every time they see, hear, or say the word “buttocks.” 

....But what I’m really focused on like a laser in that description is the “whichever is lower” clause. 

Whose (buttocks) is structured in such a way that the lowest part of the crack would be lower than the lowest hanging part of the (buttocks) cheeks?

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